Territory of Traumatic Titmice
 
 
what to do when someone tries to get you to go on a date
person: what about that one? do you wanna go on a date with them?
me: no
person: but it'd be so fun, and they're so cute! why not??
me: *sighs loudly*
me: *stares off into the distance for a couple moments*
me: *the pain in my eyes is very noticeable, but you can also see the wisdom as well. wisdom that was gained through many hard lessons*
me: sit down. let me tell you a story about a boy named kaneki ken
shinano15:

She wanted a house to sleep in…..I’m not one to judge her choice though xD #OhZoey #ItsacakerollwrapperxD

shinano15:

She wanted a house to sleep in…..I’m not one to judge her choice though xD #OhZoey #ItsacakerollwrapperxD

fitzefitcher:

daggerpen:

monicalewinsky1996:

Trigger warning: Breakfast

Holy shit.

reasons why we don’t make fun of seemingly odd triggers

weebgf:

Shortly after reading chapter 143 of Tokyo Ghoul, U.S. President Barack Obama had this portrait of Kaneki installed in the Oval Office. When asked about his feelings on the ending of the manga series, he turned away and said in a solemn tone, “I’m afraid I can’t answer that question. I’m in a very bad emotional state right now.” He immediately then left the room, leaving the interview only halfway finished. It was said that a single tear could be seen falling down his cheek as he left.

weebgf:

Shortly after reading chapter 143 of Tokyo Ghoul, U.S. President Barack Obama had this portrait of Kaneki installed in the Oval Office. When asked about his feelings on the ending of the manga series, he turned away and said in a solemn tone, “I’m afraid I can’t answer that question. I’m in a very bad emotional state right now.” He immediately then left the room, leaving the interview only halfway finished. It was said that a single tear could be seen falling down his cheek as he left.

(Source: o3ou)

jathis:

cartel:

walking into the wrong class

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THAT OWL LOOKS SO FUCKING

BEFUDDLED

nimsage:

CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT.

nimsage:

CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT.

0u0b:

Plot Twist: ORAS is secretly an otome game

shinano15:

Guess who just woke up from a nap? #me #IstillwannasleepmoreTAT #groggy

shinano15:

Guess who just woke up from a nap? #me #IstillwannasleepmoreTAT #groggy

moa810:

puffed okosan

(Source: vine.co)

flowerprins:

Why would you say “my penis in your butt” when you can say

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